This is her - the total meanie. She's never liked me. I can't think of one time when she was nice to me.
All she ever wants to do is kill me. Killing's her thing; and beating people up. Even Mummy.
But really I should give Xena a bit of credit. She's quite a a role-model for me. In fact she's the person who gave me the idea to slaughter the children... I peered up from my mother's arms to see Xena poised over us with that bloody big sword, ready to disembowel me... and I thought to myself - 'Now there's an idea for the innocents...'
