I was born in Britannia, somewhere in a castle, during a thunderstorm. As soon as I popped out, dawn broke and and the sun shone brightly. The whole world was pleased to see me. Except for Xena. Mummy loved me, and Xena was jealous.
	Mummy cuddled me and fed me. I was a very happy, beautiful baby...
	... But Xena still wanted to slice me open.

Britannia has everything that a new-born demi-demon could want for entertainment: Noisy banshees...
Cool Neolithic temples...
Nice scenery too; though only viewed from a wicker basket floating down a river. Mummy gave me a wooden lamb to chew on so I wouldn't get bored. A live one would've been nicer, but she was pressed for time. Xena never gave me any toys.