| He was gorgeous when he was born -
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Beautiful Prickles. Funny how he ended up with the nickname 'Destroyer'. Just like Xena...
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| She killed him, of course. Where does that woman get off skewering other folk's bairns? |
| You wanna do what, Xena? |
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It wasn't his fault. You know what little kiddies are like. They love toying with animals, getting messy... |
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Okay, perhaps he did play a little rough with his friends. |
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And he had a big appetite...Well duh! He had a Poteidaian gut-buster for a Grandma, too.
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I realise he wasn't much to look at later, but how many teenagers are? They all go through a gangly, gawky phase. Does that warrant a sword in the back?
I bet Xena had spots and greasy hair.
As for spines... don't talk to me about the spines. I had to give birth to him.
But just look at this technique -
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Go
Baby
go! |
Sigh. It so wasn't fair.
PS
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